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Cobra Pandemic

What a Catch, Petey...


[sticky post]Letters to Bandom
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Hey there everyone! How are you? Excellent I hope. I’m doing fantastically but it is wholly fucking impossible to assume that all of you are doing swimmingly as well so if you are having a shitty day, here’s hoping this makes it better!

You see I’m starting this new, super cool, fun-fun, interactive thing in which YOU, the reader will get to interact with myself, but more importantly, the bandom guys you love (Theoretically, of course. This could be considered Role playing since I’M obviously the one responding, but hey. It’s fun)! Yes, I know, it’s fucking genius but it’s not my idea, I promise. I would feel horrible taking credit for it.

Either way, this new interactive adventure, will be called “Letters to...” Here on Livejournal I’ll be doing “Letters to Bandom...” With this you basically write in a question you’d ever want to ask a bandom guy. For example, “Hey, Gee? How is Frank in bed?” or “Pete, how often do you and Patrick dress as furries?” I’ll read them and respond to them in the form of a new update so you’ll need to stay tuned for those or TRACK this post!

And I won’t just be doing “Letters to...” here on Livejournal, I’ll be spreading over to my Fanfiction.net, Jonas Brothers Fanfiction Archive and Archive of Our Own as well. There you can participate in “Letters to Twilight” where you write letters to your favorite characters in Twilight, “Letters to JB” where you write letters to your favorite Jonas Brother. And finally,  “Letters to ME” where you write to, wait for it, ME! Remember, “Letters to ME” can be used for questions, suggestions for other “Letters to...” ideas or even advice (although I’m not really all that great at advice.)

So, now that I’ve explained this as thoroughly and as non-idiotically as I can, here’s how you submit your letters:

To:
From:

Dear...

Copy and Paste the above template and add your information. For the subject line put: LETTER. Leave your letters in the form of a comment below. If you have anything you would like to say OUTSIDE of your letter’s topic such as a simple “OMG that set of letters was so effing hilarious” or something to that nature PLEASE do so in a separate comment with NO SUBJECT LINE. Things tend to get tedious when I have to read something other than questions, you know?

Please understand that while this is early in the process, I will be able to respond to almost everyone. But in the rare case that this somehow becomes a “thing” and gets overwhelming, not everyone will get a response EVERY update. That means you’d better do your damndest to make your letters interesting! Because if they’re not...well...don’t expect to get a letter back. Tough love.

For those of you here that want to venture outside of the realm of Bandom feel free to go to the links below to check out my “Letters to Twilight...”, Jonas Brothers “Letters to...”  and “Letters to ME” pages!

Thanks for being awesome, guys!

Love,

CobraPandemic

LINKS YOU SHOULD CLICK:

Letters to Twilight....

Letters to Jonas...

Letters to ME...

Love Yourself as Much as They Hate You
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I feel so sorry for other girls and boys struggling with depression that DON'T have a support system

and good friends. The ones that have pill-happy doctors that don't really CARE and family & friends

that are the root of their anxiety. I wish I could hug all of you and tell you that, no, I don't know

EXACTLY how you feel, but I'm here for you and I would kick the asses of anyone who's ever called
 

you a name, ever gave you a bruise, ever made you feel like you weren't worth it. Because guess

what, it's kids like us- the lost ones, the forgotten and abused ones- that will change this world. We

just have to be strong, love ourselves as much as they hate us, and LIVE through the pain. Because

ultimately, we come out on top. ♥


Depression



Let Me Be Your Advocate CH. 3
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Title: Let Me Be Your Advocate [3/?]

Author: cobrapandemic

Chapter Rating: NC-17

Pairings: Alex Gaskarth/Jack Barakat, eventual Zack Merrick/Rian Dawson

Word count: 1,737

Story Summary: A doctor AU in which Alex is a tease, Jack is a sad panda, Rian Dawson is oblivious and Zack Merrick is a filthy enabler.

Chapter Summary: Alex buys tacos, Zack is a compulsive prick, Gabe is a fat-ass and nightmares suck.


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We Love You Lunchbox <3
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Before reading this I think you should all go and read Patrick's most recent blog post. This journal entry will make very little sense if you don't.

Patrick's Original Blog Entry


Ok, now to continue with what I was saying. I read this- well, actually a friend linked me to it and I cried over it as I read it- and I just about had a meltdown. It is honestly, without a doubt the most disheartening thing I've ever had the misfortune of reading. 

Now,
 I don't have a lot of time to make this post but I would just like to duly express how much this breaks my heart and my spirit. Fall Out Boy is the band that made me look at myself and my life and see that I was worth so much more than I was given credit for. That being said, regardless of what the four of them are doing right now, I'm behind them 100%. I love Black Cards, I love The D***ed Things, and I love Patrick Stump and everything he partakes in. People like Patrick give kids like us hope. They allow us to see that we don't HAVE to conform to other people's expectations. We can step out of the box we've been put in and do what makes us happy. 

The fact that FOB fans-- or kids pretending to be-- can go and bash someone they supposedly idolize is sickening to me. And on the note of, "We liked him better fat." I think that is absolutely ridiculous. People lose weight because they want to be healthy. If these kids were real fans then they wouldn't have such an aversion to Patrick's weight loss. Because that is what makes him HAPPY. That is what is keeping him healthy. What kind of fan doesn't want their idol to be healthy and happy?

Honestly, I'm so upset right now I'm on the verge of tears. This man is an inspiration to more people than he is a target for ridicule for. I just hope that in whatever he and FOB decide to do in the coming years, they don't let haters ruin it for them.

I can only hope that the boys do stay strong and when they come back, they're coming back swinging.

Believers Never Die <3


Five Times Brendon Urie Thinks He’s Dying (And the one time he actually is)
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Title: Five Times Brendon Urie Thinks He’s Dying (And the one time he actually is)

Author: cobrapandemic

Fandom: Bandom

Pairing: implied Brendon/Ryan, Brendon/Sarah

Rating: PG-13

Summary: You see, Brendon has this problem with being over-dramatic. Good thing he has amazing friends to help him out.


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Let Me Be Your Advocate CH. 2
Pete Wentz
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Title: Let Me Be Your Advocate [2/?]

Author: cobrapandemic

Chapter Rating: NC-17

Pairings: Alex Gaskarth/Jack Barakat, eventual Zack Merrick/Rian Dawson

Word count: 4,878

Story Summary: A doctor AU in which Alex is a tease, Jack is a sad panda, Rian Dawson is oblivious and Zack Merrick is a filthy enabler.

Chapter Summary: Jack relives the events leading up to his suicide attempt.

A/N: There will be Panic! in this chapter so, uh…Happy Birthday! (Warning, LJ wouldn't let me format so the spacing is a bit off. I apologize in advance.)

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Let Me Be Your Advocate
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Title: Let Me Be Your Advocate

Author: cobrapandemic

Pairings: Alex Gaskarth/Jack Barakat, eventual Zack Merrick/Rian Dawson

Word count: 2,602

Summary: A doctor AU in which Alex is a tease, Jack is a sad panda, Rian Dawson is oblivious and Zack Merrick is a filthy enabler.

A/N: At the end.

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A Lover's Final Breath [1/1]
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Title: A Lover’s Final Breath [1/1]

Author: [info]cobrapandemic

Beta: [info]mikeycway


Pairing: Post-Split Pete/Patrick

Word Count: 2600

Summary: Pete never asked for this. Who in their right mind would ask for something like this? If anything, anything at all, Pete just wanted everyone to be happy.

Disclaimer: Not true, not true, not true.

Warning(s): Death, tragedy and suicide.

A/N: At the end.

A Lover's Final Breath )

A Lover's Final Breath [1/1]
Pete Wentz
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Title: A Lover’s Final Breath

Author: cobrapandemic

Beta: mikeycway


Pairing: Post-Split Pete/Patrick

Word Count: 2600

Summary: Pete never asked for this. Who in their right mind would ask for something like this? If anything, anything at all, Pete just wanted everyone to be happy.

Disclaimer: Not true, not true, not true.

Warning(s): Death, tragedy and suicide.

A/N: At the end.

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I plead temporary insanity!
Gee Way
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SO, I've been away from LJ for a couple months. I recently moved out of the parent's place. I now live in my own apartment a little while away from my university and I adopted a cat. (His name is Captain Brendon Spongebob Swissroll Urie! Or just Bden.) So, that's what's going on in my personal life (As if anyone cares). I also had a huge anxiety attack in which I thought I was having a heart attack. I called the ambulance because I don't have car (because no eighteen year old has a car, duh.) and was promptly rushed to the E.R. where I discovered that I have three disorders. I am Clinically Depressed as defined by Florida law, I have an acute Anxiety Disorder and finally I've got insomnia.

So, I was put on several medications. I was pretty messed up so writing had been kind of difficult. I just lurked and read and commented occasionally. But now I'm pretty sure I'm fine (and not contemplating suicide) which means I can update!!!

While I was going through my files I found this old fic I started in early 2010 on my old LJ account under the name afalloutgirl. The fic had been beta'd but I can't for the love of me remember who by. Either way I read it through and decided, hey, I should re-post this! It's a great story and it kind of ironically fits into how my life has been lately. So, yeah. (I feel like I say 'SO' a lot. Do I?)

I'm just going to put a nice little cut at the end of this post and you guys can go read it if you like. As for my other story, Morts ou Vivants, I will update it as soon as I edit what I've got written. So, patience, my little Cobras.

Um, what else is there to report? I've been on YouTube a lot. A bit of Shane Dawson, DesandNate, Comicfire7 and LiveLavaLive never hurt anyone! Oh! and I've got a couple new favorite bands! Yay! I'm really into Black Veil Brides, All Time Low, 3OH!3 and Mayday Parade now. (Yes, I realize I'm late on the draw but don't shoot me just yet.) So if you guys want to talk/gush about these boys I would love to hear from you!

Wow, so...I guess that's it. I'll just go on and link the story now...

I loves you all so much ^_^. Peace off. Fangs up.



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